There She Is...

There she is, Miss Neurotica There she is, your schlemiel The dream of a million girls 
who are more than flitty 
can come true in Neurotic City For she may turn out to be 
The Queen of Instability There she is, Miss Neurotica
There she is, your schlemiel With so many worries she took 
the town by storm
With her all-Dramatican 
face and form And there she is Kvetching on air, she is Sickest of the sick, she is There she is - Miss Neurotica