To Each Her Own

Kevin Spacey as Evan Hansen 

"Are you excited about the Tonys?"

Kevin Spacey as Hoofer 

"I'm not excited about Kevin Spacey."

Kevin Spacey as Josh Groban 

"Why not?"

Kevin Spacey as Johnny Carson 

"He's not a host."

Kevin Spacey as Bill Clinton

"Give him a chance." 

Kevin Spacey as Nora Desmond

"Fine." 

Kevin Spacey as Groundhog

So I did. And all I can say is, I wish they'd 

asked Stephen Colbert. 
(Then again, maybe they did and like 
so many others, said no.)