Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Christmas Carols For Meshuganas

Schizophrenia -- "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Dementia -- "I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Narcissistic
 -- "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"
Manic -- "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . ."
Paranoid
 -- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me"

Social Anxiety Disorder -- "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate"
Personality Disorder -- "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"
Attention Deficit Disorder -- "Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?"
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

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