Sunday, December 24, 2017

Clear Your Head!

 
Too much Mental Junk?
Unclog Your Head!
Wipe Away Your Negative Aura!
Same day pick up!
Save $30 off your next mental junk removal.
Not valid on single issues!
We're looking for heavy baggage:
Childhood Trauma!
Dark Family Secrets!
Leftover Dysfunction!
Long-festering Resentment!
Paralyzing Guilt!
Garden-Variety Phobias!
Incapacitating Phobias!
Unwanted Angst!
Unsettling Holiday Memories!
All-Encompassing Psychic Damage!
All Gone!
We Load, Clean Up and Haul Away Your Mishegas!
Problem Solved!
And, this week only, an end-of-the-year special: for $20 extra, we will demolish all your Self-Inflicted OBSTACLES!
No Job Too Big For Us!
Visit our website:  clearyourhead.org and arrange a free estimate!   

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