Hard To Handle

earth friendly & lavender fumed

without you by my side, i'm doomed

so strong, wide and recyclable

you never break, you're pliable

despite your charms, i must admit

there's just one thing i can't acquit

you don't open at my command

i coax, cajole and reprimand

i try this and that, you won't budge

and it's hard not to hold a grudge

i bend to scoop, start to grimace

When I can't fetch my dog's bizness