Factory Recall

(Sherman Oaks) The factory that designed the SJG from scratch announced today a recall of the internationally-known blogger, due to a major glitch in her electric power system.  "We forgot to install an off-switch in the SJG," said factory spokeswoman Lavinia Pepper Morganblatt. "She's one of our earlier models, built in the late 50s and recently discontinued. Our highly-trained mechanics gave her a portable off-switch, but she kept losing it. So now, we're thinking of letting the SJG idle indefinitely in our vintage museum, unless, by some miracle, she learns to shut down on her own."