Thursday, July 19, 2018

Operatically Unwise

Dear SJG,
Every year I audition, and every year I get rejected from Opera Singer Shul. Confidence-wise, I'm at an all-time low. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Operatically Adrift In Ojai
Dear Adrift,
Every year you write me, and every year I tell you the same thing. You can't sing for ka-ka, operatically or otherwise. It's time you accept your vocal limitations and pursue something you're truly gifted at, like, oh, I don't know, kvetching. If there's a shul for kvetching, you're a shoo-in.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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