In my body it felt more like 6:19
It took an hour to schlep myself out of bed
A sense of exhaustion hovered overhead
When I went downstairs to check the oven clock
What I found surprised me and left me in shock
The oven informed me it was 8:19
The microwave told me 11:19
Well, what time is it, I cried out in despair
Who's messing with me, it's so deeply unfair
Longtime hubby appeared, acting innocent
Though he caused this daylight savings incident
I pointed out sweetly the boo-boo he made
I blamed it on Mercury in Retrograde
If only they'd end this enforced time schism
I could project much more positivism
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