Thursday, March 21, 2019

When I Ran The Purim Carnival

When I ran the Purim Carnival
At my synagogue in Sherman Oaks
The results were less than marginal
Some labeled it a scandalous hoax

When I ran the Purim Carnival
At my synagogue in Sherman Oaks 
The Bucket Ride churned abdominals 
The Hamantashen sales were a joke

When I ran the Purim Carnival
At my synagogue in Sherman Oaks
The Bouncy Castle turned volatile
And deflated on cute little folks 

When I ran the Purim Carnival
At my synagogue in Sherman Oaks
The flyer said clothing optional
My membership, I fear, they'll revoke 

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