A Tentative Truce

What gives the SJG the advantage over other international blogging sensations? That she's the SJG, of course. In an interview with Sherman Oaks After Dark, the SJG bragged that she doesn't have to put on a false demeanor when making her way through everyday life. "I'm one of the few bloggers who gets to be herself every day. It doesn't take me six hours to get ready to blog. I don't have to wake up in the morning and slap makeup on or remember to blog like this or blog like this. I just have to be me. I make up silly sh*t on the spot. Either you like it or you don't like it, but I like it, and God willing, what I do doesn't bring too much shame to my family. Let's just say not all bloggers are created equal."

Although she wouldn't come right out and say it, the SJG is most likely referring to her longtime blogging rival, the Tall Shiksa Goddess. The SJG and the TSG started feuding after the SJG discussed their rivalry on KJEW-FM. "What's the TSG got that I don't got? Height. That's all she blogs about.  How she can reach the top shelf at the market. How she likes to be nice to 'the little people.' She acts like she's freakin' Glinda, the Good Witch of the North. So what if she's tall and pretty? Not everyone's blessed with legs that go on for days, and perfect hair. But you can't hang an entire blog on height and gorgeousness, can you?"

Shortly after the SJG granted the radio interview, things turned fugly with the TSG. Their respective posses got into a huge fight at Oh, No, She Didn't, a Sherman Oaks nightclub known for attracting lady bloggers and their groupies. Plenty verbal sparring went down, not to mention a nasty exchange of bitchy retorts. "Oh! It's on! Take this, Glamazon!" the SJG allegedly shouted, hurling a loaf of white bread, a jar of mayo and a package of ham at the TSG. The TSG threw a can of Diet Dr. Brown's at the SJG. It barely missed her keppy! A rabbi and a minister performed made an emergency intervention. The SJG and the TSG have since called a tentative truce. But after the TSG reads the SJG's latest interview, it's safe to assume all bets are off.
(5-30-15)