Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Slammin'

Dear SJG,
Is it true that when one door closes another door opens?
Thanks,
Slammed In Solvang
Dear Slammed,
Let's get real, doll. Sometimes one door closes, then another door closes, and then another, and you feel, to quote Cole Porter, because if I don't, who will, like a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop. So take it from me. When one door closes, or two or three, don't leave it up to fate, don't wait for divine door intervention. Instead, prop that door open yourself and keep it open with a nice strong door stopper. What I'm saying is: If you want to feel on top, get out there and create your own damn op.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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