You Don't Bring Me Bagels

You don't bring me bagels

You don't buy me good lox 

You don't spread the cream cheese

You don't pick up your socks

You don't say gesundheit
You don't ask how's ba you?
You don't say mazel tov
You don't ask, hey, what's nu?

You don't bring me take-out
You don't schlep me around
You don't text emojis
You don't meet me downtown

You don't bring me bagels

You don't buy me good lox 

You don't spread the cream cheese 

You don't pick up your socks