Royal Prince Nameless

Hear ye, hear ye, the Sussex Royal Babykins has arrived. Methinks it's time to come up with a name already, don't ye?

It may surprise ye not that the SJG has a few suggestions that may or may not be appropriate:

1. Prince Dayenu (Hebrew for: "It would have been enough." As in, "It would have been enough if you weren't all that royal, but let's face it, you are the Royal Babykins, so milk it, baby.")

2. Prince Kugel (In honor of the kugel I sent Meghan and Harry at Rosh Hashanah, even though it got returned with a note that said, "Ta! But we only eat gluten-free.") 

3. Prince Tchotchke (Seventh in line to the throne, this Royal Babykin's role, at least at the beginning, will be that of a petite yet meaningful bauble, a pricey knickknack, a miscellaneous royal until he grows up, launches a coup and takes over Buckingham Palace.)

4. Prince Mazel (For all the luck he'll bring his parents, kina hora, poo poo poo.)

5. Prince Pipik (For his pristine belly button that shall never collect a speck of schmutz, or heads will roll.)