What can I say? I just have that power over little people. Given her extreme fondness for the SJG, I asked her wonderful mommies, aka Jennifer and Kelly, if I might "borrow" their precious one for a few days, weeks, decades, but shockeroo, they declined, which hurt my feelings a bit; I'm pretty sensitive, doncha know. "Fine," I said, "be that way, but will you at least hire me as her nanny?" "We'll think about it," they said. I'm waiting by the phone. And I'm watching Evian commercials:
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