“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!” In honor of Monty Python, not to mention GW and the other prezzies, hubby cut down, not a cherry tree, but a heap of shrubbery. What started as "a little trimming" turned into a whole lot of tsuris. Short of a bonfire in the streets of Sherman Oaks, don't ask me how he plans to get rid of the branches, but then, this is not the SJG's department. Why can't he just play golf like other dudes on their day off?
Is your husband a lawyer? As the old broad in landscape design in Ceveland- I have never had a Dr.s' wife call me on Sunday morning to come over and stop the out of control lopping shears. But I have had a surprisingly high number of lawyers who were chain saw maniacs. I even suggested to one client that she have the company picnic in her back yard and supply the loppers.
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