The SJG predicts the following may or may not happen at the 2011 Academy Awards: Queen Elizabeth will present Best Picture. Rooster Cogburn's horse will present Best Supporting Animal. The Real Housewives of Sherman Oaks will present Best Supporting Bitch. James Franco and Anne Hathaway will do a lengthy musical tribute to "Fiddler on the Roof."
I won an Oscar predicting contest when I was 10. When I went to claim my prize of a 1 year pass to the theater they told me I was too young and gave it to some old guy. I am still bitter.
ReplyDeleteBitter, table for one, right this way. Don't let it go.
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