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"How do you expect me to get upstairs with this thing in my way?" |
On March 29, 2012, a spunky yellow lab named Dusty Schneider attempted to break into the upstairs headquarters of the SJG, located in a swanky suburban district known as Sherman Oaks, or, to hipsters everywhere, the S.O. Dusty is thought to be connected with a radical group called Doggies in Denials (DID), intent on taking down the Committee to Re-Train the Puppy (CREEP), a group of concerned dog owners making lame efforts to keep their aging canines out of harm's way. Steven Woof, an attorney for DID, tried to dismiss yesterday's break-in as nothing more than a "failed, third-rate burglary." In defense of his client, Woof added, "All Dusty wanted to do was go upstairs, and if going upstairs meant circumventing a hideous, unsightly gate that clashes with the decor, so be it." As of now, Dusty Schneider is out on bail and still trying to get upstairs.
Seems Dusty is barking up the wrong stairs!
ReplyDeleteHa! Funny!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Dusty is planning an Occupy Sherman Oaks encampment.
ReplyDeleteHilarity! Why didn't I think of that?! xo
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