Saturday, March 31, 2012

Elvis Goes To Israel

Elvis statue in Israel
(NASHVILLE) Elvis Presley Enterprises, Inc. and Israel Theme Tours proudly announce The Elvis Presley® Holy Land Tour, taking Elvis fans to Israel May 12-21, 2013. Elvis fans from around the world will have the chance to explore the Jewish side of Elvis with an Elvis-themed Holy Land tour experience unlike any other. Travelers will follow in the footsteps of Jesus, the original Jew, cruise the Sea of Galilee, experience the Western Wall and the ancient city of Jerusalem, float in the Dead Sea, and roam the beaches of Tel Aviv. The tour group will even make a stop at the infamous Elvis Inn Restaurant in Abu Ghosh, an Elvis-themed diner and souvenir shop popular with tourists from around the world. “It’s no secret that Elvis loved Israel," said Kevin Kern, Director of Public Relations for Elvis Presley, Enterprises, Inc.,  "and now, you can go to his favorite homeland away from Graceland, too." (shout out to my neighbor Denise for sending me this surreal press release, which I may have tampered with just a bit, to suit my needs.  Elvis Meets Israel!  If that's not a big oy vey, what is?!)

5 comments:

  1. That tour's got a hunka hunka burning treyf...

    You're welcome.

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  2. Hilarity!!! I almost titled it Hunka Hunka Burnin' Oil.

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  3. As Elvis himself once crooned, "Wise men say, only fools rush in…"

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  4. Exactly! Not buying my ticket just yet.

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  5. Interesting one! I am quite excited about it and will certainly go for it.

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