How To Be Taller

Hell, yes!

"Limb Lengtheners of L.A.  How may we make you taller?"
"Hi, this is the Short Jewish Gal.  I was wondering the same thing."
"How much taller would you like to be, ma'am?"
"Well, I always wanted to be 5'2."
"How tall are you now?"
"On a good day, maybe 5'1 and a half."
"We can get you to 5'3," no problem."
"Tell me more!"
"First, we'll set up an appointment with one of our highly-trained height specialists."
"Cool.  Is it covered by insurance?"
"I'm guessing no."
"Oy.  Is it expensive?"
"We charge by the inch."
"So, what's involved?  I hope we're not talking medieval torture racks."
"God forbid.  Mostly, it comes down to top secret supplements, top secret stretching techniques, and, above all, positive thinking."
"Get outta here!  What does positive thinking have to do with height?"
"Everything.  You see, SJG, height is a state of mind.  If you think tall and feel tall, you're tall.  How do you feel right now?"
"Pretty short."
"Then you need to come in, immediately."