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"@#$%!"
"Bark bark bark."
Ding dong.
"Bark bark bark."
"@#%%! Hang on!"
"Bark bark bark."
"Dusty, chill... Yes?"
"Hi. I'm from -- "
"This isn't a good time."
"I know, right? It's the worst time in history. Our planet is dying. Did you know that -- "
"The Kings are playing."
"They are?"
"Right now. Men with beards who spit a lot are going back and forth on the ice, with big sticks, chasing a puck."
"Oh."
"It's actually very exciting."
"I bet."
"You've picked the worst time in history to go door to door asking for money."
"But I didn't get to that part yet."
"I'm closing the door now."
"Can I come back later?"
"Sure. After the World Cup ends."
"Which is when?"
"@#$% if I know."
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