There are two young men planted in front of the TV. I may have given birth to one of them. Who let them in my house?
Thanks,
A Little Suspicious
Dear Suspicious,
You did.
You're welcome,
The SJG
They are eating blueberry muffins without benefit of napkins. They are chanting, "I Believe That We Will Win." They are yelling, "USA! USA! USA!" Is there anything I can do to stop this madness?
Thanks,
Anti-Crumb Activist
Dear Anti-Crumb,
No.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
You've been no help whatsoever.
Thanks for nothing,
Ex-Soccer Mom
Dear Ex,
That's why I get paid the big bucks.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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