The Jewish Bra

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department. He tells the saleslady,"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34C."
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asks, "What kind of bra?"
He repeats, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," says the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responds, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He muses on that information for a minute and says, "Hmm...I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she says, "makes mountains out of molehills."
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