Why Do You Ask?

1.  What is your current position on Global Warming?

Answer:  Is it hot in here, or is it me?

2.  How much do you weigh?

Answer:  Some days more, some days less.

3.  Why is the eldest moving to San Francisco?

Answer:  To test his mother's sanity.

4.  Would you feel safe in a driverless car?

Answer:  It depends who's at the wheel. 

5.  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Answer:  Let me get back to you on that.

6.  If you were president, what would be your first big move?

Answer:  I'd move Wednesday to Thursday, I'd get rid of Monday and switch Saturday with Tuesday.

7.  What's it like to be a famous international blogger?

Answer:  It's a lot of pressure.

8.  Is it true that in a previous life, you were taller?

Answer:  If by tall you mean 5"3', then yes.

9.  Did you take your silly pill today?

Answer:  I doubled the dosage.

10.  Will you visit the eldest in San Francisco?

Answer:  No need to visit; I'm going with him.