Let's Talk About Drywall

Let's not!

"Someone's getting drywall."
"Drywall?"
"You know what drywall is."
"A product that dries walls."
"That's not what it is."
"I know. I've watched enough HGTV to tell you what drywall is."
"Then what is it?"
"You tell me."
"It's a quick way to finish a wall without having to actually plaster the wall."
"When's the last time you drywalled anything?"
"When we fixed the leak in the floor we had to do drywall."
"Did you personally drywall it?"
"Personally, no."
"Aha! So who's getting drywall?"
"Our neighbors across the street."
"What are they drywalling?"
"I have no idea.'"
"I think we're done talking about drywall."
"Good."