I'm a little concerned that my neighbor across the street might be a zombie. I don't like the way she looks at me and licks her lips. I don't like the way she drools on my driveway whenever I'm unloading the groceries. Is there an agency I can call to report her? My husband thinks I'm overreacting.
Sincerely,
Walking Worried
Dear Worried,
Get out while you can.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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