Monday, August 8, 2016

When Sam Met Sally

Sam and Sally in happier days.

One day, Sam "Slow in the Saddle" Schwartz was steering his mustang Sally down the dirtway, taking his time, because in 1888, what was the big hurry, when, out of nowhere, Hank "Hard Hat" Hannigan came galloping by on his trusty steed Lemon Drop, and, in an early example of road rage, aggressively cut in front of Sam, forcing horse and rider off the path. As Sam and Sally landed in a filthy disgusting ditch, courtesy of Hank's reckless maneuver, Sam yelled out, "Veysmere, doesn't anybody signal anymore?"

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