What I Did For Beauty

Not this. Whatever this is.

 Or this. Although it does look fun. 

But plenty, plenty this: The SJG Beauty Lineup. Elixirs. Hydrators.
Age-Erasers. Sun-Protectors. De-Puffers. Skin-Plumpers.
The result? Nothing short of miraculous.

I still look like this.
Give or take five decades.