1. Start kvetching about your sore back, in advance, as in, "Oh, I'm not sure how I'm going to do this," while unloading the just-purchased flowers and heavy bags of soil.
2. Offer eloquent doctor advisory: "My allergist said if I ever garden again, I'll be banned from his office."
3. Lure hubby into the backyard. "Help! I'm having a spasm!"
4. Offer hubby a big reward if he plants the flowers for you.
5. Reward him with silver Maserati Quattroporte.
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| Thanks, hubby |
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