"These options are trash, man." "You're welcome to raid your own fridge." "I can never find anything in there." "It would help if you went shopping." "Well-played, mother."
Please turn your attention from quibbling about nibbling ops in Castle Schneider to the rumored late-night William & Kate raid of the British Counsel's fridge in Hancock Park in a desperate attempt to find edible noshes. The menu from the reception last night was bizarre: cheese, leek and onion mini quiche; chicken and mushroom bouchees; chipolata sausages; "devils on horseback" (bacon-wrapped prunes); endive with smoke salmon tartare; figs with goat cheese and prosciutto; parmesan scallion crostini with pear; Stilton tartlets with apricot chutney; Welsh rarebit; and Yorkshire puddings with roast beef and horseradish sauce.
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Please turn your attention from quibbling about nibbling ops in Castle Schneider to the rumored late-night William & Kate raid of the British Counsel's fridge in Hancock Park in a desperate attempt to find edible noshes. The menu from the reception last night was bizarre: cheese, leek and onion mini quiche; chicken and mushroom bouchees; chipolata sausages; "devils on horseback" (bacon-wrapped prunes); endive with smoke salmon tartare; figs with goat cheese and prosciutto; parmesan scallion crostini with pear; Stilton tartlets with apricot chutney; Welsh rarebit; and Yorkshire puddings with roast beef and horseradish sauce.
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Bang on, Steve! Once again, you thrill me with your observation. Show up for work on Monday at the house the SJG. Dress casual. No pay. Free coffee.
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