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In cyberspace, no one can trample you, pepper spray you or eff u up. If that's not a reason to spend without leaving your house, what is? This morning, my inbox floods with Happy Cyber Monday! 50% off! 75% off! Well, how can I resist? When it comes to clothes, easily. I'm not good with the online shopping. I study the pretty models, in their pretty tops and skin-tight pants, and what occurs to me isn't, oh, joy, oh, rapture, please God let them have it in my size. I find it demoralizing. I can't picture myself in clothes worn by tall skinny gals. I need an online version of me. Give me a short Jewish gal. Give me a gal under 5'2." Give me the SJG Line of Casual Wear. Fill an online page with petite middle-aged models, well-endowed in the backside, and I will throw dollars at you. Trust me, it will never happen. So I'm stuck shopping in stores, where I'm genetically required to try on an ark-load of stuff before I find one thing that works, maybe two if I'm lucky. It's always been this way. Early shopping experiences with my sweet mother taught me to fill up a fitting room with random selections, try everything on, and then, hang everything up again. We never left a pile on the floor. I've done my best to teach my sons the same store etiquette, with very little success. If I shop today, if I'm bold enough, if I have the stamina and drive, it will be in battletorn stores with weeping/angry salespeople. But don't let that stop you. Stay in and spend. I dare you. Happy Cyber Monday, to you and yours. Let me know what you buy, and what you return.
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