1. I don't have to take folding chairs out of the garage.
2. I don't have to take anything out of the garage.
3. I don't have to set the table.
4. I don't have to iron the table cloth.
5. I don't have to cram 24 people around the table.
6. I don't have to coordinate what 24 people are bringing.
7. I don't have to buy two turkeys.
8. I don't have to figure out new ways to ruin two turkeys.
9. I don't have to obsess over when two turkeys are done.
10. I don't have to host Thanksgiving.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Enjoy your freedom from drudgery. Take care.
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ReplyDelete1.) I'm sad I don't get to ask about "The First Turkey?"
2.) Thanksgiving means "Thanks Living".
Thanks TT. And John, something tells me you're going to ask about the first turkey anyway!
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