Friday, December 30, 2011

Dusty's New Year's Resolutions

1.  Marry longtime girlfriend.
2.  Learn Hebrew.
3.  Steal more socks.
4.  Steal more shoes.
5.  Steal more towels.
6.  Take that cruise.
7.  Launch mayoral campaign.
8.  Record greatest hits.
9.  Become YouTube sensation.
10. Finish novel.

3 comments:

  1. 11. Don't bite hand that feeds him.

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  2. 12. Join SJG as co-pilot on long-distance trucking assignments to feel the wind in my ears and the protein twixt my teeth.

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