Let's all take a moment out of our busy lives to review the SJG's resolutions for 2011, and see how many I actually accomplished.
1. Take up neurosurgery. (Didn't do this)
2. Circumnavigate globe in newly-purchased tugboat. (Really meant to do this)
3. Audition for "Spider-Man" lead aerialist. (Called back twice; didn't get it)
4. Curtsy more. (Did this!)
5. Open "SJG: Hora! Hora! Hora!" in Vegas. (Opened show. Closed show same day)
6. Stop mooning pedestrians. (A work in progress)
7. Earn extra cash driving big rig. (Application denied)
8. Remind people they're SJG-adjacent. (Permit for neon sign on roof denied)
9. Develop miracle anti-kvetching drug. (FDA approval pending)
10. Take Thomas The Talking Torah public. (Investors needed to make this dream come true)
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
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Good use of "circumnavigate"!
ReplyDeleteThank you for noticing, bro.
ReplyDeleteI wanna ride in that tugboat!
ReplyDeleteToot toot!
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