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The plant looked exactly like this. |
On my official birthday, which was yesterday, in case you missed the press release, I regaled hubby and the eldest with tales of birthdays past. Not that they asked, but on my b'day, I get to talk about whatever I want, dammit, hopefully without having to say, "Can I just get through this story? It's my eff'n b'day!" more than once. So, whether they wanted to hear about it or not, I told them the moving story of my miserable 15th birthday, when it rained, torrentially, and one of my closet friends surprised me at school with a very large plant. I believe her direct words were, "Here's a plant, happy birthday."
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Correction. It looked exactly like this. |
I couldn't put it in my locker. It would've died. So I had to schlep the big-ass plant around all day in the rain, which made it impossible to carry an umbrella. I'm not that good at juggling. So I spent the day sopping wet, hugging a plant, and getting weird stares and comments. "Carol, why did you bring a plant to class today?" asked every one of my teachers. "What plant?" I said, as it dripped water and dirt onto the floor. By the time I got on the crowded bus, I'd had it with the plant, and my birthday. When I got home, I found my parents, trying to salvage the family room, which was completely flooded. "Happy birthday, grab a mop." Fast forward 40 years to this:
The Polo Lounge, where I lunched with the lovely Carla and Cami. Let me just say, it was divine in every way. A Hollywood producer came up to me, and said, "Excuse me, are you the SJG I've heard tell of?" And I said, "Duh!" He signed me to a three-picture deal, right then and there. Look for "Flying Down To Rio: The SJG Story" coming soon to a theater near you, or maybe not at all. Hollywood types can be so flighty.
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