Sunday, January 1, 2017

SJG's New Year's Resolutions for 2017

1. Revive SJG Chakra Cleansing Service.
2. Develop cure for bad selfies.
3. Teach Sir Blakey how to bow.
4. Polka more.
5. Take "SJG: Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch!" on the road.
6. Embrace random acts of stupidity.  
7. Sigh like everybody's listening.
8. Find out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
9.  End Twitter War with Tweety Bird.
10. Open SJG ShlepWear Outlet in Camarillo.

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