Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Kvetchy Woman

Flat brown hair and chapstick lips
Jazz hands and arthritic hips 
Whiny voices in the night
She's a kugel maker in fluorescent light 
Woo hoo kvetchy woman 
Hear how loud she sighs
Woo hoo kvetchy woman 
She got the pain in her thighs
She held me hostage in the night
Proving that her head's not right 
Pounding migraine in the darkened room 
And she drove me to sheer madness
With her Boomer gloom 
Woo hoo kvetchy woman
Hear how loud she sighs
Woo hoo kvetchy woman
She got the pain in her thighs
(apologies to The Eagles, I couldn't help myself) 

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