Closure

What up with that?

Helicopters swarming overhead
Endless boring news reports
No one's on the 405?
It's Carmageddon!
Long lines at the liquor store
Blended Carmaritas
Nine months later, babies born?
It's Carmageddon!
Celebs tweeting night and day
Don't go there, bitches!  Stay away!
J-Lo's marriage gone kaput?
It's Carmageddon!