Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My
dog,
has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So tell me about the dog and the
problem."
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can
talk,"
says Morty.
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands:
"Irving,
Fetch!"
Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then
turns
around and says, "So why are you talking to me like
that?
You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you
only
call me when you want something. And then you make me
sleep
on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this
fahkahkta
food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a
special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it
yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk?
NO, it's
out of the house, a short pish, and right back home.
Maybe if
I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't
kill me
so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for
all
you care!"
Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! What could be
the
problem?"
Morty says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch',
not
'Kvetch'."
(courtesy of www.jewishmag.com)
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
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Oye Doctor ... Have I got a Daughter for you!
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