Friday, April 8, 2016

SJG Fortune Cookies

You're right, cookie. I will blog about this. Sure, Jewish Fortune Cookies already exist in various forms. But what about Short Jewish Gal Fortune Cookies? A few samples:

"Someone under 5'2" will nag you soon."
"You will succeed in all your endeavors, or else, someone close to you will weep."
"If a tree falls in Sherman Oaks, no one gives a @#$%."
"You will meet a short person. Don't make fun of her height, or she'll kick you in the yarbles."
"Go out and do, stay in and rot."
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Except when it's not."
"Some days we stumble more than others. Get your eyes checked. You'll thank me later."
"Have some kugel. You know how long it took to make?"
"A blintz casserole will soon be at your doorstep."

With a little mazel, SJG Fortune Cookies will soon join my ever-growing line of products:
SJG Shower Keps
SJG What Day Is It? Planners
SJG Idle Threats T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Mugs that say, "Behave, Or I'll Take Away Everything."

No comments:

Post a Comment