Friday, April 1, 2016

Simple Math

When the people you hired to repair (or replace) big important expensive household items announce that the work will be done...

... or maybe the day after that, or after-after that, for the sake of your own sanity, add at least two, or better yet, four days to the equation. 

And when those same people you hired reverse just about everything they told you on that day you signed the "estimate"... when those same people still aren't done with whatever the bleepity-bleep they're repairing (or replacing), for the sake of your own sanity, simply multiply your aggravation by five, then subtract 94 days from your life expectancy. By then, all your warranties will have run out, anyway. 

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