"I set up the dishwasher."
"Did you turn it on?"
"No."
"How does that help me?"
"It doesn't."
Friday, April 15, 2016
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The life of a writer, wife, mother and rapidly aging goddess
SHORT JEWISH GAL
About Me
- Carol Starr Schneider
- Sherman Oaks, California
- I write TV movies, plays, and humor blogs. I've got two menschy sons, a wonderful French daughter-in-law, two angel grandkids, a longtime hubby, and a Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage.
Blog Archive
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2016
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April
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- The Cloak of Wisdom Costs Extra
- On The Street Where You Live
- And Now This
- Charged-Up, Emojically
- Kind Of A Big Dill
- You Shouldn't Ask
- The Shanda Of It All
- The Brissing of the Brisket
- I Came In Like A Matzoh Ball
- Manny, The Brisket Broker
- Have You Seen This Seder Plate?
- The People Avoider
- SJG Boulevard
- Just Press Start
- By The Seaside
- What Is That Glorious Sound?
- If You Give A Dog A Bagel
- Self-Diagnosis
- Domestically Speaking
- If You Must Know
- SJG Fortune Cookies
- The Almosts
- What's The Meaning of This?
- It's A Sign
- Where's The SJG?
- Prank-Less In Pasadena
- Simple Math
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April
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