Tall Jewish Giraffes

Tall Jewish Giraffe tries to shove elephant out of blog

The people have spoken. They're tired of elephants. They want giraffes. Tall Jewish Giraffes, to be specific.  So here are the top five TJG jokes you've been craving:
1.  Why wasn't the TJG invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck!
2.  What do you get when two TJGs collide?
A giraffic jam!
3.  Why did the TJG graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
4.  What did Dracula say when he saw a TJG for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you!
5.  Why are TJGs so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride!

You're welcome!
(for the Kateness)