Nothing throws Mendel.
Mendel was on a ship emigrating from Russia to America. The second day, a huge storm erupted. People screamed and chairs went flying. Yet Mendel calmly read his book. "Mendel!" yelled a fellow passenger. "How can you sit there when the ship may be sinking?!" "What's to get excited?" answered Mendel. "The ship belongs to me?"
Levi, the tailor.
During a service in a fancy synagogue, the rabbi got carried away. Falling on hands and knees, forehead to floor, he said, "Oh God, before thee I am nothing.” The Cantor, not to be outdone, also got down, forehead to wood and said, "Oh God, before thee I am nothing." Seeing this, Levy, a tailor in the fourth row, left his seat, fell to his knees, forehead to floor and he too, said, "Oh God, before thee I am nothing.” With this, the Cantor elbowed the rabbi and sniffed, "Look who thinks he's nothing!"
http://www.aish.com/j/fs/The-Funniest-Jewish-Jokes-Part-2.html
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