An Unhealthy Grudge

It’s hard to put into words what makes Grudge so insulting to your senses. Each painful crunch reminds you of that mean-spirited orthodontist who ruined your gums and your will to live. One taste leads to resentment toward everyone who's ever done you wrong, and we hear that's a lot of people. Dare to eat an entire Grudge in one sitting and you'll be filled with such rancor you may be tempted to file a grievance. Grudge goes great with a big platter of acrimony. You simply have to try Grudge to understand how indignant an apple can be. Since it was introduced in early 2015, Grudge has emerged as the best apple to give your enemies, and we hear you have many. Wrinkly on the outside, bitter on the inside, Grudge will match that giant chip on your shoulder. Grudge sends a message out to the world, and that message is: Bite Me. Born in a field in Sherman Oaks, using unnatural methods, crossing Jealousy and Revenge with a hefty helping of Unresolved Issues, the result is pure animosity. Any way you slice it, dice it or chop it, Grudge is the only apple that lasts a lifetime. It never browns. It just deepens your belief that everyone is out to get you, and chances are, you're right.