Early Morning Noise Report

This morning's SJG noise report, courtesy of hubby: "You were making little noises and your teeth were chattering." He follows up with a demonstration. Snorts and squirrel-like clicking sounds from some SJG-adjacent dimension.

In response, I channel Sir John Gielgud, as I often do. "This is not how I wish to be remembered," I say.

With that, I go back to bed, where I plan to stay for the rest of the day.