Oscar Predictions

The SJG predicts the following may or may not happen at the 2015 Academy Awards: Neil Patrick Harris will open with a lengthy musical tribute to "The Jews of Hollywood." Richard Linklater will announce his follow-up to "Boyhood" -- "Bar Mitzvah: A Thirteen Year Walk Toward the Bima." Meryl Streep will wear a vintage Oscar de la Renta made of tallises. Michael Keaton and Eddie Redmayne will pass out yarmulkes for the group celebrity selfie that will break the Internet for good.