Ev'rywhere you go.
Take a look in the Target bin,
You'll find dreidels that will spin,
And candles that will glow.
Jews in traffic stall.
But the luckiest Jew to peep,
'Tis the one who left her Jeep,
And Ubered to the mall.
It's beginning to look a lot like Hanukkah,
Latkes, two by two.
And the thing that you won't believe,
It all starts on Christmas eve,
So now Santa's a Jew.
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