Decisions, Decisions

Somewhere on the 5, three hours into our long trek to Santa Cruz, we make a life-changing decision.  In an instant, we know it's the right thing to do.  Of course, there will be some bumps along the way, some unexpected twists and turns, but we'll handle it, we've been there before.  If we hit a rough patch, we'll send up a flare.  Somewhere on the 5, we say why not.  Let's do it.  Let's adopt.  We're just waiting for approval, and then, we'll fetch the rabbi and hold the naming ceremony.  Expect a nice spread.  Bagels, cream cheese and lox.  Only drawback, the party's in the middle of nowhere.  Head north and keep going.  You'll see the sign on the right:  This Highway Adopted by the Short Jewish Gal.  So come, help us celebrate a place where you can whine uninterrupted for five miles.  The SJG Highway.  Help us beautify and vent.  We're registered at Caltrans and Baby Gap.