Original Knockoffs

An SJG Original Knockoff

 

The Short Jewish Gal has done it again! The Duchess of Sherman Oaks wore a silly, multi-colored frilly dress from her just-launched SJG/Michael Kors Original Knockoffs for the Rapidly Aging, Under 5'3" Gal, to the store this weekend -- and the dress has already sold out online! On Monday, Starr Schneider wore the outfit while strolling the aisles of her local market, aka Crappy-Ass Pavilions. Word quickly spread from Frozen Goods to Booze that the very silly dress was available online and a mini-riot broke out in the Produce section.  "We're proud to say that the SJG has sold out her silly original knockoff, but don't panic, we have plenty of other equally-silly original knockoffs inspired by the Short Jewish Gal's sense of style, if you can call it that, so be sure to buy them now before they disappear. You may not get the press attention that the Short Jewish Gal garners daily, but you'll definitely turn heads," the SJG wrote on her own self-serving product page. This is becoming a common refrain at this point -- every outfit that the SJG wears in public sells out in about 2.5 seconds. If you're lucky, and you say kina hora poo poo poo repeatedly, one of these days you may get your hands on an SJG original knockoff before it sells out. Wishful thinking? Probably -- but gals can dream of looking like a short Jew, right?