Make Blintzes, Not War

I hear her blintzes are da bomb

UK spy agency MI6 is reported to have hacked one of the Jihadist publications that supports al Qaeda's cause, replacing bomb making recipes with ingredient and cooking instructions for that most Jewish of culinary weapons: blintzes.  According to newswire reports, unknown hackers closely associated with MI6 managed to insert a PDF file containing a yummy blintz casserole recipe posted on a blog called Short Jewish Gal into Inspire, a Jihadist magazine that has features such as "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom." Unconfirmed reports suggest that Inspire's publishers tried to unpick the MI6-driven hack, resulting in the data files turning into unintelligible Yiddish code. When supporters of al Qaeda tried to download the latest issue of Inspire, not only were they unable to learn the latest subversive secrets, but they were also prevented from access to the Short Jewish Gal's recipe, which no doubt aggravated the sewage out of them.  "I'm so proud and honored to have been of service," said the SJG, who claims her blog has become an international Internet sensation.  "Call me delusional -- you wouldn't be the first -- but if my blintz casserole recipe can stop just one of those extremist bastards, my work here is done."